I check my phone constantly just to see if you’d text me back.
(Source: jaydonthao)
literally me
(Source: degrassirockx)
“HEY YOU HUMAN. YEAH YOU WITH THE FANCY OPPOSABLE THUMBS. HELP ME OUT HERE DAMMIT.”
(Source: lialialiafuckuall)
Yes, I think so too.
Excuse my language, but seriously, don’t fuck with my friends and don’t especially ever fuck with me.
(Source: megalo-bright-lights)
Requested by: ealperin
- 4 weeks ago: single
- 3 weeks ago: single
- Last week: single
- Next week: single
- Next month: single
- Next year: single
- Next decade: single
I can’t understand teens nowadays.
what their idea of a fun weekend is:
mine:
how they hangout with friends:
how I hangout with friends:
they sleep around:
what I do with my time:
I’m so respectful and good when I’m around adults I’m like:
they’re like:
their mom says “NO”, they react by doing this:
If I did that my mother would do this:
and my mother says I AM OUT OF CONTROL
(Source: wejussomemothafuckenkids)
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